By Kenneth Martin

Written Monday At 3:59 P.M.

New York

Surely, Saith The Lord.

You Have Been Injured As Of Recent, But I Say To Thee, Your Evil and Your Stench Reach Heaven.

Surely, You Will Be Hit Again, Saith The Lord, and Your Damage Shall Be 10 Times Worse Than Before.

Yea! Watch Your Shoreline, Saith The Lord, For It Shall Come From That Way.

Yea! For I Tell Thee, You Will Not Prevent This From Happening, For It Will Be Monstrous.