President Bush Nominates Another Candidate For The United States Supreme Court

Today President Bush Nominated God's Only Begotten Son To Become a United States Supreme Court Justice. Jesus is now sitting with the examining committee in the room with the Senators.

How do you do sir, they say as they are all seated. First Question for you is this;

Do you believe in Murdering American Children? The Unborn kind?

After a few moments of hesitation the Senators look at each other and say;

Well of coarse you don't believe in that.

Next Question;

Are You against Civil Unions of Same Sex Couples such as Queers and Lesbians and we won't discuss the in-betweens?

After a few moments of hesitation the Senators look at each other and say;

Well of coarse you are against them.

Then finally the Senators look at each other again and say;

You know sir you are to conservative to be a Judge In This Secular Country We Are Forming, out of Here Jack, don't bother to ever come back wanting to be a Judge.

Then The Senators Say;

Mr President we need some wonderful main stream Judges like Judge Conners that will vote for abortion and throw God out of This Secular Nation we Are Forming and Support Separation Of Church and State That is not In The United States Constitution, and Will vote For The Homosexual Agenda that The ACLU Protects and Promotes.